Dec 5
I Love Trash Bumper Sticker
So here I was on my way into work this morning, driving in downtown St. Louis, when I see one of the City of St. Louis’ grungy orange garbage trucks making a left turn ahead of me, and on the rear bumper was a sticker that read “I (heart) TRASH”… “I’ve gotta get me one of those!” I said to myself. So, naturally, when I got into my office I went online and, thinking I’d find a store or two that sold them pretty easily, did a search for one and… WTF? Found nothing! I mean, the closest I could find was someone’s really crappy image on Flickr… and lots of pics of Oscar the Grouch, natch. So, doing what any enterprising, bored, trash-lovin’ middle-aged guy would do, I opened up Illustrator and made my own fucking sticker, god damn it. This one features a nice, warm, red heart and the great American Typewriter font in medium condensed version. So now all of you unashamed lovers of trash (as well as trashe) will be able to be just like that garbage truck. You can buy one of these in the Ripxoid Shop for $3.99 each.
You’re welcome.
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it should say I love white trash….
but maybe that is implied because the sticker is white.
I know what I am giving for a stocking stuffer (shhhh!)
“it should say I love white trash…”
Geeze, Suz, I didn’t realize you were so outwardly racist! My love for trash is colorblind!
Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
I have here a sneaker that’s tattered and worn
It’s all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it’s trash
I have here some newspaper thirteen months old
I wrapped fish inside it, it’s smelly and cold
But I wouldn’t trade it for a big pot o’ gold
I love it because it’s trash
I’ve a clock that won’t work and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they’re trash
…Yes, I love, I love, I love trash
true dat~