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I'll never know how this tasted.

I remember how much Terry Burford used to love Zima—which was kinda weird, because his other drink of choice was Scotch. According to Slate, Miller stopped making Terry’s favorite beer-like beverage in October. I kept thinking I would try that stuff one day . . . I guess I kept thinking that for 15 years or so.

What can I learn from the missed opportunity? Well, I gotta carpe diem every inkling. I gotta get one of those jimi wallets. I gotta watch the Princess Bride. I gotta put a bumper sticker on my car.

Or maybe I should just scour local liquor stores for some leftover Zima.